Everything Rooster Teeth

themselfff:

I WANT MORE MUPPETS ON MY DASH

smartasstumbling:

crescere-ex-nihilo:

usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man

just cus it’s baljeet

For Baljeet.

smartasstumbling:

crescere-ex-nihilo:

usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man

just cus it’s baljeet

For Baljeet.

jtoday:

You guys, there’s this game called pumpkin online that is currently raising funds via kickstarter. Let me explain to you why this is everything I’ve ever wanted in a video game

  • MMO similar to Harvest Moon or Farmville
  • Date cute NPCs of EITHER GENDER no matter WHAT GENDER YOU ARE
  • Play as a non-binary person !!!!
  • Play any race!!!!
  • There will even be an island in the world that revolves around spoon theory and features disabled NPCs!!

The kickstarter ends in 12 days and they barely have HALF of their goal. They need all the help we can give them to make this as awesome as possible!!!

So if you have any money, please donate -> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/749023221/pumpkin-online-a-farming-dating-sim-mmoprg

Or signal boost this so we can make it happen!

kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

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You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

spikeisawesome456:

ihatecliffhangers:

crouchingdragon-hiddenblade:

orangesquish:

lappalatte:

marius-p0ntmercy:

so we got my as the last person i texted(looks like you’re stuck with me nerd)
also do pokemon count as a weapon bc if so i have a charizard willing to burn up some zombies
and banana pudding isn’t that bad tbh i’d be pretty happy if i had a lifetime supply of banana pudding let’s be real

the last person i messaged was my friend Rachelthe last weapon i had was the sanguine rose and fireball from skyrimand i have an unlimited suply of vegie steambuns, pork steambuns, and golden delight cake

boatloadocrazy, Yuna’s summoning staff, and dominos pizza.

templarsandhoes, Connor’s tomahawk and bow (with arrows) and quorne roast…  Not so boned… At least we’ll have the humor and the jokes.. Oh and there’ll be Arielle XD

les-assassins-miserables, Nilin’s spammer from Remember Me and frozen yogurt - LET’S DO THIS

My brother, a lightning katana sword thing from Fable 2, and a turkey/cheese sandwich wrap. Fun.


I got my friend Edison, legendary daedric bow and daedric arrows, and pizza from pie hole

spikeisawesome456:

ihatecliffhangers:

crouchingdragon-hiddenblade:

orangesquish:

lappalatte:

marius-p0ntmercy:

so we got my as the last person i texted
(looks like you’re stuck with me nerd)

also do pokemon count as a weapon
bc if so i have a charizard willing to burn up some zombies

and banana pudding isn’t that bad tbh i’d be pretty happy if i had a lifetime supply of banana pudding let’s be real

the last person i messaged was my friend Rachel

the last weapon i had was the sanguine rose and fireball from skyrim

and i have an unlimited suply of vegie steambuns, pork steambuns, and golden delight cake

boatloadocrazy, Yuna’s summoning staff, and dominos pizza.

templarsandhoes, Connor’s tomahawk and bow (with arrows) and quorne roast…  Not so boned… At least we’ll have the humor and the jokes.. Oh and there’ll be Arielle XD

les-assassins-miserables, Nilin’s spammer from Remember Me and frozen yogurt - LET’S DO THIS

My brother, a lightning katana sword thing from Fable 2, and a turkey/cheese sandwich wrap. Fun.

I got my friend Edison, legendary daedric bow and daedric arrows, and pizza from pie hole

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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mavinjonesfree:

HELL YEA ITS TIME FOR A GIVEAWAY
Since i am approaching 2000 followers i have decided that it is time to reward you amazing people.
Prize:The lucky winner will receive a 1 year sponsorship and a choice of any shirt and poster from the store
Rules: - you must be followingl0v3-is-loud3r
 - you must be following from-one-duckling-to-another
- you don’t not need to follow me but it would be greatly appreciated if you did
- likes and reblogs count
- you must have your askbox open
- must be willing to give roosterteeth.com username and address (shipping purposes)
- no giveaway blogs
- i will be using a number generator to pick the winner
Giveaway ends October 1st
Thats pretty much all there is. Good luck to you all. if you have any questions feel free to ask me

mavinjonesfree:

HELL YEA ITS TIME FOR A GIVEAWAY

Since i am approaching 2000 followers i have decided that it is time to reward you amazing people.

Prize:The lucky winner will receive a 1 year sponsorship and a choice of any shirt and poster from the store

Rules: - you must be followingl0v3-is-loud3r

 - you must be following from-one-duckling-to-another

- you don’t not need to follow me but it would be greatly appreciated if you did

- likes and reblogs count

- you must have your askbox open

- must be willing to give roosterteeth.com username and address (shipping purposes)

- no giveaway blogs

- i will be using a number generator to pick the winner

Giveaway ends October 1st

Thats pretty much all there is. Good luck to you all. if you have any questions feel free to ask me

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU



YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM



You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.



We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

gallowshumorrandom:

4gifs:

Spiderdog prank. [video]


WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS IS AN ASSHOLE 

whoever came up with this is fucking hilarious

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

gallowshumorrandom:

4gifs:

Spiderdog prank. [video]

WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS IS AN ASSHOLE

whoever came up with this is fucking hilarious

lilhuntychild:

this dog is cute but he has been used for evil

kursou:

when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

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