Mark’s looking like Maes Hughes more and more each day
The resemblance is uncanny
look……this sfm is done we can watch it in its full glory
shit demo we cant take you anywhere
I think it’s time for this to start making the rounds again.
This is the best story I’ve ever written
The gaping flame-filled crater has been this way since 1971, when Soviet geologists tapped into a cavern of natural gas and decided to burn it off so it wouldn’t poison anyone. They thought it would take a few days. Four decades later, locals refer to this pit as the Door to Hell.
Not taking any chances
Shit me neither
Ryan never saw it coming
I WANT MORE MUPPETS ON MY DASH
You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.
too risky man
just cus it’s baljeet
You guys, there’s this game called pumpkin online that is currently raising funds via kickstarter. Let me explain to you why this is everything I’ve ever wanted in a video game
- MMO similar to Harvest Moon or Farmville
- Date cute NPCs of EITHER GENDER no matter WHAT GENDER YOU ARE
- Play as a non-binary person !!!!
- Play any race!!!!
- There will even be an island in the world that revolves around spoon theory and features disabled NPCs!!
The kickstarter ends in 12 days and they barely have HALF of their goal. They need all the help we can give them to make this as awesome as possible!!!
So if you have any money, please donate -> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/749023221/pumpkin-online-a-farming-dating-sim-mmoprg
Or signal boost this so we can make it happen!
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details
so we got my as the last person i texted
(looks like you’re stuck with me nerd)
also do pokemon count as a weapon
bc if so i have a charizard willing to burn up some zombies
and banana pudding isn’t that bad tbh i’d be pretty happy if i had a lifetime supply of banana pudding let’s be real
the last person i messaged was my friend Rachel
the last weapon i had was the sanguine rose and fireball from skyrim
and i have an unlimited suply of vegie steambuns, pork steambuns, and golden delight cake
boatloadocrazy, Yuna’s summoning staff, and dominos pizza.
templarsandhoes, Connor’s tomahawk and bow (with arrows) and quorne roast… Not so boned… At least we’ll have the humor and the jokes.. Oh and there’ll be Arielle XD
les-assassins-miserables, Nilin’s spammer from Remember Me and frozen yogurt - LET’S DO THIS
My brother, a lightning katana sword thing from Fable 2, and a turkey/cheese sandwich wrap. Fun.
I got my friend Edison, legendary daedric bow and daedric arrows, and pizza from pie hole